chickensandwich:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

chickensandwich:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

adventuretimegrabyourdog:


This is my ruler and notepad tattoo. I believe that tattoos can be used for functionality as well as memory. I’m a designer, so I use the ruler for buttons, zippers, and trim widths. Usually the notepad has an address or to-do list on it. :) 

You know what, this is actually fucking genius.

adventuretimegrabyourdog:

This is my ruler and notepad tattoo. I believe that tattoos can be used for functionality as well as memory. I’m a designer, so I use the ruler for buttons, zippers, and trim widths. Usually the notepad has an address or to-do list on it. :) 

You know what, this is actually fucking genius.

callino-fucking-way:

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imminentlyginger:

you fucked up

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS

jessicadrags:

If you do not think this is one of the best scenes in cinematic history, you are wrong.

she got the oscar for this performance.

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sextpert:

sextpert:

I LOVE IT WHEN COMPANIES REPLY TO PEOPLE’S TWEETS ABOUT THEM

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amazing

niknak79:

Dude So many 12’s

niknak79:

Dude So many 12’s

roddylaughingalonewithshittypuns:

the-snow:

Poor Don Glover.

“I PAID BILLS”

roddylaughingalonewithshittypuns:

the-snow:

Poor Don Glover.

“I PAID BILLS”

joebidennudes:

renamed epona “memes” - more updates later

joebidennudes:

renamed epona “memes” - more updates later

lemmming:

it was a 2 second video

I had to click it

I had to know what could possibly happen in two short seconds

twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."
rottingcat:

awwww-cute:

Meet Simba. He’s a Leonberger

THAT IS AN ARCANINE

rottingcat:

awwww-cute:

Meet Simba. He’s a Leonberger

THAT IS AN ARCANINE

skate-high:

I was having a bad day until I randomly got a text from a wrong number with nothing but this picture

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